Roasted chestnut candle.
Jim, you're six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted.
Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom roasted.
Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted.
The perfect candle for watching The Office while you wait for Santa.
All candles are made with 100% organic American soy wax. Made in reusable jars with a hemp wick and free from dyes, parabens, and phthalates.
Burn all candles within sight and away from pets, children, or flammable objects. Never leave a candle unattended.
For safety reasons, always extinguish candles after 4 hours of burning.
Never move a lit candle, burn candles only on heat resistant surfaces.
Trim wicks before each burn and stop burning your candles when 1/4"-1/2" of wax remains.